At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

When "Acolyte of Affliction" enters the battlefield, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard. Then choose a permanent card in your graveyard and put that card into your hand.

As long as it's your turn, commanders you control have indestructible.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

As long as it's your turn, commanders you control have indestructible.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Exile target creature or planeswalker. Its controller creates a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.

Flying
Protection from white (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything white.)
Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays for each of those creatures.

Mutate (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.)
Whenever this creature mutates, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Mutate (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.)
Whenever this creature mutates, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Mutate (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.)
Trample
Whenever this creature mutates, destroy target noncreature permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Trample
Whenever one or more creatures you control with trample deal combat damage to a player, create an X/X green Dinosaur Beast creature token with trample, where X is the damage those creatures dealt to that player

: "Big Moo Maze Boss" gets +1/-1 until the end of turn.
Whenever another creature becomes the target of a land you control called Labyrinth of Skophos, you may have "Big Moo Maze Boss" fight that creature.

: Add one mana of any color.
, : Each player who controls a permanent named "Binding Ornament" draws a card.

, Put a page counter on "Book of Big-Brain Memes": Scry 1.
, , Put a page counter on "Book of Big-Brain Memes": Draw a card.
Whenever "Book of Big-Brain Memes" has 4 or more page counters on it, exile it and you gain 4 life.

Put target enchantment on the bottom of its owner's library.

Vigilance
When "Brillantemental" enters the battlefield, destroy up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token.
When "Brillantemental" dies, return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

"Canopy Stalker" must be blocked if able.
When "Canopy Stalker" dies you gain 1 life for each creature that died this turn.

Trample
"Captain Kronch" can't attack unless you control another creature with power 4 or greater.

"Capthreecorn" enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
: Put a +1/+1 counter on "Capthreecorn". You may reselect which player "Capthreecorn" is attacking. Only a player being attacked by "Capthreecorn" may activate this ability, and only during the declare attackers step. (It can't attack its controller.)

"Castle Ardenvale" enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Plains.
: Add .
, : Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.