Ninjutsu (, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)
Whenever "I have HAD IT with these Samuel L. Jackson quotes" deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of "I have HAD IT with these Samuel L. Jackson quotes".
When Abduction enters the battlefield, untap enchanted creature.
You control enchanted creature.
When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.