Protection from white (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything white.)
Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays for each of those creatures.
When "Brillantemental" enters the battlefield, destroy up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token.
When "Brillantemental" dies, return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
Cast this spell only during combat.
Your opponents can't cast spells this turn.
End the combat phase. (Remove all attacking and blocking creatures from combat, and exile all spells and abilities from the stack, including this spell.)
Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Exchange control of target noncreature spell and target creature. Then the player who controls that spell may choose new targets for it.
Ninjutsu (, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)
Whenever "I have HAD IT with these Samuel L. Jackson quotes" deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of "I have HAD IT with these Samuel L. Jackson quotes".
When "Rainy Knight" enters the battlefield, you draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
When "Rainy Knight" dies, shuffle it into its owner's library, then scry 2.