Protection from white (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything white.)
Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays for each of those creatures.
, Put a page counter on "Book of Big-Brain Memes": Scry 1.
, , Put a page counter on "Book of Big-Brain Memes": Draw a card.
Whenever "Book of Big-Brain Memes" has 4 or more page counters on it, exile it and you gain 4 life.
When "Brillantemental" enters the battlefield, destroy up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token.
When "Brillantemental" dies, return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
Cast this spell only during combat.
Your opponents can't cast spells this turn.
End the combat phase. (Remove all attacking and blocking creatures from combat, and exile all spells and abilities from the stack, including this spell.)
Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for .)
Whenever "Eater of Clouds" attacks, you may put an instant or sorcery exiled by "Eater of Clouds" into your hand.
Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Exchange control of target noncreature spell and target creature. Then the player who controls that spell may choose new targets for it.
Ninjutsu (, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)
Whenever "I have HAD IT with these Samuel L. Jackson quotes" deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of "I have HAD IT with these Samuel L. Jackson quotes".