Exile target creature or planeswalker. Its controller creates a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.

, Put a page counter on "Book of Big-Brain Memes": Scry 1.
, , Put a page counter on "Book of Big-Brain Memes": Draw a card.
Whenever "Book of Big-Brain Memes" has 4 or more page counters on it, exile it and you gain 4 life.

"Canopy Stalker" must be blocked if able.
When "Canopy Stalker" dies you gain 1 life for each creature that died this turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+1, has flying, and is a Demon in addition to its other types.
You may cast "Demonic Stupor" from your graveyard by paying 3 life and discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs.

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
"One in a long line of Immortal Iron Fists" power is equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard.
When "One in a long line of Immortal Iron Fists" enters the battlefield, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.

Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, "Playhem Devil" deals 1 damage to any target.

Sacrifice "Quite Possibly, the Goodest Boy": Another target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Whenever "Ribbed Megalodon" attacks, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom of your library.)

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you cast this spell from anywhere besides your hand, instead put all three cards into your hand.

Double strike (This creature deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)
Whenever "Siege Striker" attacks, you may tap any number of untapped creatures you control. "Siege Striker" gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature tapped this way.

"Spoopy Scythe" enters the battlefield with a soul counter on it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each soul counter on "Spoopy Scythe".
Whenever equipped creature dies, put a soul counter on "Spoopy Scythe".
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Discard a card: Tap "Veteran Philosopher". It gains indestructible until end of turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards.

Creatures your opponents control get -1/-0.
, Discard "Whale of Fortune": Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a Basri planeswalker, put a +1/+1 counter on Adherent of Hope.

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains your choice of deathtouch or lifelink until end of turn. (Any amount of damage a creature with deathtouch deals to a creature is enough to destroy it. Damage dealt by a creature with lifelink also causes its controller to gain that much life.)

When Alpine Houndmaster enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a card named Alpine Watchdog and/or a card named Igneous Cur, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Whenever Alpine Houndmaster attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of other attacking creatures.

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)

Exile target creature or planeswalker. Its controller creates a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.

: Add .
, : Put a +1/+1 counter on target Bird, Cat, Dog, Goat, Ox, or Snake.