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Ashnod's Coupon

Artifact {0} (0)

{t}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
Limited time offer. Void where prohibited. Limit one per purchase. Valid only in participating duels. This coupon is nontransferable and invalid if shattered, crumbled, detonated, pillaged, or otherwise disenchanted. Cash value less than 1/20 of a cent. Offer not valid in Quebec, Rhode Island, or where prohibited by law or the DCI.



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B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)

Creature The Biggest, Baddest, Nastiest,   {B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B} (15)

You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put
leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or
"It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger
No, more. Look, we're talking krakens and



Color Identity: B,Black
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Unglued (Rare)

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B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) (b)

Scariest Creature You’ll Ever See 99 / 99   {B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B} (0)

B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card
more creatures.



Color Identity: B,Black
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Unglued (Rare)

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B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster, Right Side)

Scariest Creature Ever See 99 / 99   {B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B} (15)

B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card
more creatures.
than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More.
dreadnoughts for jewelry. It was big"
—Arna Kennerüd, skyknight



Color Identity: Black
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Unglued (Rare)

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Blacker Lotus

Artifact {0} (0)

{t}: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.



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Unglued (Rare)

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Bronze Calendar

Artifact {4} (4)

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.
Every page holds a month, every date a numeral.



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Unglued (Uncommon)

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Bureaucracy

Enchantment {3}{U}{U} (5)

Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.
When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").

Illus. Mark Zug


Color Identity: U,Blue
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Unglued (Rare)

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Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire

Enchantment {3}{R} (4)

Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player chooses one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning of the next end step.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't tap any nonland permanents that turn, Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire deals 3 damage to that player.



Color Identity: R,Red
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Unglued (Rare)

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Cardboard Carapace

Enchantment Aura   {5}{G} (6)

Enchant creature
For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
. . . that exciting . . . about . . .



Color Identity: G,Green
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Unglued (Rare)

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Censorship

Enchantment {U} (1)

As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.
Editor's note: There were no suitable flavor text submissions for this card.



Color Identity: U,Blue
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Unglued (Uncommon)

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Chaos Confetti

Artifact {4} (4)

{4}, {t}: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
And you thought that was just an urban legend.

Illus. Mark Tedin


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Unglued (Common)

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Charm School

Enchantment {2}{W} (3)

As Charm School enters the battlefield, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color.
When Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School.



Color Identity: W,White
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Unglued (Uncommon)

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Checks and Balances

Enchantment {2}{U} (3)

Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.
Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.



Color Identity: U,Blue
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Unglued (Uncommon)

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Chicken Egg

Creature Egg   {1}{R} (2)

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
"That's a lotta nuggets."
—Jaya Ballard, task mage



Color Identity: R,Red
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Unglued (Common)

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Chicken à la King

Creature Bird Noble   2 / 2   {1}{U}{U} (3)

Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)
Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)
During the Chicken Revolution, the king managed to keep his head while the others—well, just ran around.

Illus. Mark Zug


Color Identity: U,Blue
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Unglued (Rare)

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Clam Session

Creature Clamfolk   2 / 5   {1}{U}{U} (3)

As Clam Session enters the battlefield, choose a word.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice Clam Session. You can't repeat a song.
"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl . . . ."



Color Identity: U,Blue
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Unglued (Common)

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Clam-I-Am

Creature Clamfolk   2 / 2   {2}{U} (3)

If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.
The Clams down in Clamville
All scootered and skittled—
"The three is no more!"
The Clam fiddler fiddled.



Color Identity: U,Blue
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Unglued (Common)

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Clambassadors

Creature Clamfolk   4 / 4   {3}{U} (4)

Whenever Clambassadors deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.
"Sorry we shelled your village—here's some gold."



Color Identity: U,Blue
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Unglued (Common)

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Clay Pigeon

Artifact Creature Bird   1 / 1   {3} (3)

Flying
{1}, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap Clay Pigeon. Otherwise, sacrifice it.



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Common Courtesy

Enchantment {2}{U}{U} (4)

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.
"You didn't say the Magic word."

Illus. Mike Raabe


Color Identity: U,Blue
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Unglued (Uncommon)

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