173 cards found.

Bursting Beebles

Creature Beeble   2 / 2   {2}{U} (3)

Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.
Like thousands of others, the beebles quit Magic for several years following the release of the Mercadian Masques set.



Color Identity: U,Blue
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Unhinged (Common)

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Cardpecker

Creature Bird   1 / 1   {1}{W} (2)

Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.



Color Identity: W,White
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)
Unhinged (Common)

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Cardpecker (b)

Creature Bird   1 / 1   {1}{W} (0)

Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.



Color Identity: W,White
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Unhinged (Common)

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Carnivorous Death-Parrot

Creature Bird   2 / 2   {1}{U} (2)

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
Save a kill spell to deal with this guy.



Color Identity: U,Blue
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Unhinged (Common)

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Cheap Ass

Creature Donkey Townsfolk   1 / 3   {1}{W} (2)

Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.
And you thought Yawgmoth drove a hard bargain.



Color Identity: W,White
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Unhinged (Common)

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Cheatyface

Creature Efreet   2 / 2   {U}{U}{U} (3)

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying



Color Identity: U,Blue
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Unhinged (Uncommon)

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Circle of Protection: Art

Enchantment {1}{W} (2)

As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist.
{1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
{1}{W}: Return Circle of Protection: Art to its owner's hand.



Color Identity: W,White
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)

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City of Ass

Land (0)

City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.
{t}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
"But . . ."

Illus. John Avon


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Unhinged (Rare)

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Collector Protector

Creature Human Gamer   2 / 5   {3}{W}{W} (5)

{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.
"Here—have a Mudhole."



Color Identity: W,White
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Unhinged (Rare)

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Creature Guy

Creature Beast   3 / 3   {3}{G} (4)

Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
There once was a player named Quinn, . . .



Color Identity: G,Green
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Unhinged (Uncommon)

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Curse of the Fire Penguin

Enchantment Aura   {4}{R}{R} (6)

Enchant creature
Curse of the Fire Penguin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.



Color Identity: R,Red
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Unhinged (Rare)

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Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature

Creature Penguin   6 / 5   {4}{R}{R} (6)

Trample
When this creature dies, return Curse of the Fire Penguin to the battlefield.



Color Identity: R
The other side is:

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Unhinged (Rare)

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Deal Damage

Instant {2}{R}{R} (4)

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.
Until he got singed . . .



Color Identity: R,Red
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Unhinged (Uncommon)

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Double Header

Creature Drake   2 / 3   {3}{U}{U} (5)

Flying
When Double Header enters the battlefield, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent.



Color Identity: U,Blue
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Unhinged (Common)

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Drawn Together

Enchantment {2}{W}{W} (4)

As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist.
Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.
"My Pete Venters theme deck is nearly complete. Then I shall be unstoppable Bwahahahaaa"
—Pete Venters



Color Identity: W,White
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Unhinged (Rare)

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Duh

Instant {B} (1)

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Will players understand that the creature is being crushed by two parentheses?
Not a chance.



Color Identity: B,Black
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)

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French Doh

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Dumb Ass

Creature Donkey Barbarian   3 / 2   {2}{R} (3)

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.
Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.



Color Identity: R,Red
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Unhinged (Common)

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Elvish House Party

Creature Elf Rogue   * / *   {4}{G}{G} (6)

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.
The party was going strong for nearly an hour past midnight—then all of a sudden it just petered out.



Color Identity: G,Green
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Unhinged (Uncommon)

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Emcee

Creature Human Rogue   {2}{W} (3)

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
The ogre appealed the match loss and got it downgraded to a warning.



Color Identity: W,White
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Unhinged (Uncommon)
Unhinged (Uncommon)

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Emcee (b)

Creature Human Rogue   {2}{W} (0)

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.



Color Identity: W,White
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Unhinged (Uncommon)

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173 cards found.