Protection from white (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything white.)
Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays for each of those creatures.
Whenever a source controlled by an opponent deals damage to "Online Salty Boy", that source's controller loses that much life unless they sacrifice that many permanents.
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
When "Rainy Knight" enters the battlefield, you draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
When "Rainy Knight" dies, shuffle it into its owner's library, then scry 2.
When Abhorrent Overlord enters the battlefield, create a number of 1/1 black Harpy creature tokens with flying equal to your devotion to black. (Each in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.
Whenever Abomination of Gudul deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)