"Ach! Hans, Run!" |
Enchantment – |
|
Rare |
Quinton Hoover |
AWOL |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Stephen Tappin |
AWOL (b) |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Stephen Tappin |
Aesthetic Consultation |
Instant – |
|
Rare |
David “Help Me” Martin |
Aesthetic Consultation (b) |
Instant – |
|
Rare |
David “Help Me” Martin |
Ambiguity |
Enchantment – |
|
Rare |
Stephen Daniele |
Artful Looter |
Creature – Human Wizard |
|
Common |
Heather “Erica Gassalasca-Jape” Hudson |
Ass Whuppin' |
Sorcery – |
|
Rare |
Don Hazeltine |
Assquatch |
Creature – Donkey |
|
Rare |
Jeremy Jarvis |
Atinlay Igpay |
Eaturecray – Igpay |
|
Uncommon |
Evkay Alkerway |
Avatar of Me |
Creature – Avatar |
|
Rare |
Greg Hildebrandt |
B-I-N-G-O |
Creature – Dog |
|
Rare |
Ron Spencer |
Bad Ass |
Creature – Donkey Zombie |
|
Common |
Thomas M. Baxa |
Bad Ass (b) |
Creature – Donkey Zombie |
|
Common |
Thomas M. Baxa |
Blast from the Past |
Instant – |
|
Rare |
Douglas Shuler |
Blast from the Past (b) |
Instant – |
|
Rare |
Douglas Shuler |
Bloodletter |
Creature – Zombie |
|
Common |
Daren Bader |
Booster Tutor |
Instant – |
|
Uncommon |
Christopher Rush |
Bosom Buddy |
Creature – Elephant Townsfolk |
|
Uncommon |
Dan Scott |
Brushstroke Paintermage |
Creature – Human Wizard |
|
Common |
Ron “Don't You Dare Change Me” Spears |
Bursting Beebles |
Creature – Beeble |
|
Common |
David “Beeblemania” Martin |
Cardpecker |
Creature – Bird |
|
Common |
Richard Sardinha |
Cardpecker (b) |
Creature – Bird |
|
Common |
Richard Sardinha |
Carnivorous Death-Parrot |
Creature – Bird |
|
Common |
Tim Hildebrandt |
Cheap Ass |
Creature – Donkey Townsfolk |
|
Common |
Randy Gallegos |
Cheatyface |
Creature – Efreet |
|
Uncommon |
Doug Chaffee |
Circle of Protection: Art |
Enchantment – |
|
Common |
Jim “Stop the Da Vinci Beatdown” Pavelec |
City of Ass |
Land – |
|
Rare |
John Avon |
Collector Protector |
Creature – Human Gamer |
|
Rare |
Christopher Rush |
Creature Guy |
Creature – Beast |
|
Uncommon |
Jeff Easley |
Curse of the Fire Penguin |
Enchantment – Aura |
|
Rare |
Matt Thompson |
Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature |
Creature – Penguin |
|
Rare |
Matt Thompson |
Deal Damage |
Instant – |
|
Uncommon |
Scott M. Fischer |
Double Header |
Creature – Drake |
|
Common |
Richard Sardinha |
Drawn Together |
Enchantment – |
|
Rare |
Pete “Fear Me” Venters |
Duh |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Dave Dorman |
Dumb Ass |
Creature – Donkey Barbarian |
|
Common |
Bradley Williams |
Elvish House Party |
Creature – Elf Rogue |
|
Uncommon |
Thomas Manning |
Emcee |
Creature – Human Rogue |
|
Uncommon |
Quinton Hoover |
Emcee (b) |
Creature – Human Rogue |
|
Uncommon |
Quinton Hoover |
Enter the Dungeon |
Sorcery – |
|
Rare |
Luca Zontini |
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Pete “Yes the Urza's Legacy One” Venters |
Eye to Eye |
Instant – |
|
Uncommon |
Michael Sutfin |
Face to Face |
Sorcery – |
|
Uncommon |
Randy Gallegos |
Farewell to Arms |
Enchantment – |
|
Common |
Ron Lemen |
Farewell to Arms (b) |
Enchantment – |
|
Common |
Ron Lemen |
Fascist Art Director |
Creature – Human Horror |
|
Common |
Edward P. “Feed Me” Beard, Jr. |
Fat Ass |
Creature – Donkey Shaman |
|
Common |
Jeremy Jarvis |
First Come, First Served |
Enchantment – |
|
Uncommon |
Thomas Gianni |
Flaccify |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Tim Hildebrandt |
Forest |
Basic Land – Forest |
|
Common |
John Avon |
Form of the Squirrel |
Enchantment – |
|
Rare |
Carl Critchlow |
Fraction Jackson |
Creature – Human Hero |
|
Rare |
Mark Poole |
Framed! |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Alan “Don't Feel Like You Have to Pick Me” Pollack |
Frankie Peanuts |
Legendary Creature – Elephant Rogue |
|
Rare |
Thomas M. Baxa |
Frazzled Editor |
Creature – Human Bureaucrat |
|
Common |
Jim Pavelec |
Frazzled Editor (b) |
Creature – Human Bureaucrat |
|
Common |
Jim Pavelec |
Gleemax |
Legendary Artifact – |
{1000000} |
Rare |
Richard Thomas |
Gleemax (b) |
Legendary Artifact – |
{1000000} |
Rare |
Richard Thomas |
Gluetius Maximus |
Creature – Beast |
|
Uncommon |
Jeff Easley |
Goblin Mime |
Creature – Goblin Mime |
|
Common |
Franz Vohwinkel |
Goblin Mime (b) |
Creature – Goblin Mime |
|
Common |
Franz Vohwinkel |
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team |
Creature – Goblin Warrior |
|
Common |
Eric Deschamps |
Goblin Secret Agent |
Creature – Goblin Rogue |
|
Common |
Tony Szczudlo |
Granny's Payback |
Sorcery – |
|
Uncommon |
Joel Thomas |
Graphic Violence |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Wayne “King of” England |
Greater Morphling |
Creature – Shapeshifter |
|
Rare |
Greg “Six-Pack” Staples |
Greater Morphling (b) |
Creature – Shapeshifter |
|
Rare |
Greg “Six-Pack” Staples |
Head to Head |
Instant – |
|
Uncommon |
Thomas Gianni |
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil |
Creature – Demon Child |
|
Rare |
Ron Spencer |
Island |
Basic Land – Island |
|
Common |
John Avon |
Johnny, Combo Player |
Legendary Creature – Human Gamer |
|
Rare |
Kensuke Okabayashi |
Keeper of the Sacred Word |
Creature – Human Druid |
|
Common |
Dany Orizio |
Keeper of the Sacred Word (b) |
Creature – Human Druid |
|
Common |
Dany Orizio |
Kill! Destroy! |
Instant – |
|
Uncommon |
Corey D. Macourek |
Ladies' Knight |
Creature – Human Knight |
|
Uncommon |
Ron Spears |
Land Aid '04 |
Sorcery – |
|
Common |
Jim Nelson |
Laughing Hyena |
Creature – Hyena |
|
Common |
Mark Poole |
Laughing Hyena (b) |
Creature – Hyena |
|
Common |
Mark Poole |
Letter Bomb |
Artifact – |
|
Rare |
Daniel Gelon |
Letter Bomb (b) |
Artifact – |
|
Rare |
Daniel Gelon |
Little Girl |
Creature – Human Child |
{HW} |
Common |
Rebecca Guay |
Look at Me, I'm R&D |
Enchantment – |
|
Rare |
spork; |
Loose Lips |
Enchantment – Aura |
|
Common |
John Matson |
Magical Hacker |
Creature – Human Gamer |
|
Uncommon |
Doug Chaffee |
Man of Measure |
Creature – Human Knight |
|
Common |
Edward P. Beard, Jr. |
Mana Flair |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Paolo “That's Actually Me” Parente |
Mana Screw |
Artifact – |
|
Uncommon |
Mike Raabe |
Mana Screw (b) |
Artifact – |
|
Uncommon |
Mike Raabe |
Meddling Kids |
Creature – Human Child |
|
Rare |
Christopher Moeller |
Mise |
Instant – |
|
Uncommon |
Matt Cavotta |
Moniker Mage |
Creature – Human Wizard |
|
Common |
Keith Garletts |
Monkey Monkey Monkey |
Creature – Monkey |
|
Common |
Liz Danforth |
Monkey Monkey Monkey (b) |
Creature – Monkey |
|
Common |
Liz Danforth |
Mons's Goblin Waiters |
Creature – Goblin Waiter |
|
Common |
Pete Venters |
Mons's Goblin Waiters (b) |
Creature – Goblin Waiter |
|
Common |
Pete Venters |
Mother of Goons |
Creature – Human Cleric |
|
Common |
Darrell Riche |
Mountain |
Basic Land – Mountain |
|
Common |
John Avon |
Mouth to Mouth |
Sorcery – |
|
Uncommon |
Alan Pollack |
Mox Lotus |
Artifact – |
|
Rare |
Kevin Dobler |
Mox Lotus (b) |
Artifact – |
|
Rare |
Kevin Dobler |
My First Tome |
Artifact – |
|
Uncommon |
Heather Hudson |
My First Tome (b) |
Artifact – |
|
Uncommon |
Heather Hudson |
Name Dropping |
Enchantment – |
|
Uncommon |
Tony Szczudlo |
Necro-Impotence |
Enchantment – |
|
Rare |
Mark Tedin |
Now I Know My ABC's |
Enchantment – |
|
Rare |
Tony Szczudlo |
Number Crunch |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Stephen Daniele |
Old Fogey |
Summon – Dinosaur |
|
Rare |
Douglas Shuler |
Old Fogey (b) |
Summon – Dinosaur |
|
Rare |
Douglas Shuler |
Orcish Paratroopers |
Creature – Orc Paratrooper |
|
Common |
Matt Thompson |
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental |
Creature – Elemental |
|
Common |
Greg Hildebrandt |
Persecute Artist |
Sorcery – |
|
Uncommon |
Rebecca “Don't Mess with Me” Guay |
Phyrexian Librarian |
Creature – Horror |
|
Uncommon |
Kev Walker |
Plains |
Basic Land – Plains |
|
Common |
John Avon |
Pointy Finger of Doom |
Artifact – |
|
Rare |
Martina Pilcerova |
Punctuate |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Jim Pavelec |
Pygmy Giant |
Creature – Giant |
|
Uncommon |
Eric Deschamps |
Question Elemental? |
Creature – Elemental? |
|
Uncommon |
Edward P. Beard, Jr. |
Question Elemental? (b) |
Creature – Elemental? |
|
Uncommon |
Edward P. Beard, Jr. |
R&D's Secret Lair |
Legendary Land – |
|
Rare |
John Avon |
Rare-B-Gone |
Sorcery – |
|
Rare |
John Matson |
Red-Hot Hottie |
Creature – Elemental |
|
Common |
Jeremy Jarvis |
Remodel |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Lars Grant-“Wild Wild”-West |
Richard Garfield, Ph.D. |
Legendary Creature – Human Designer |
|
Rare |
Dave Dorman |
Richard Garfield, Ph.D. (b) |
Legendary Creature – Human Designer |
|
Rare |
Dave Dorman |
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug |
Creature – Slug |
|
Uncommon |
Franz Vohwinkel |
Rod of Spanking |
Artifact – |
|
Uncommon |
Mark Brill |
S.N.O.T. |
Creature – Ooze |
|
Common |
Cyril Van Der Haegen |
Sauté |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Jeff Miracola |
Save Life |
Instant – |
|
Uncommon |
Ray Lago |
Shoe Tree |
Creature – Treefolk |
|
Common |
Francis Tsai |
Shoe Tree (b) |
Creature – Treefolk |
|
Common |
Dave Dorman |
Side to Side |
Instant – |
|
Uncommon |
Jim Nelson |
Six-y Beast |
Creature – Beast |
|
Uncommon |
Anson Maddocks |
Smart Ass |
Creature – Donkey Wizard |
|
Common |
Trevor Hairsine |
Spell Counter |
Instant – |
|
Uncommon |
Doug Chaffee |
Standing Army |
Creature – Human Soldier |
|
Common |
Randy Gallegos |
Standing Army (b) |
Creature – Human Soldier |
|
Common |
Randy Gallegos |
Staying Power |
Enchantment – |
|
Rare |
Richard Sardinha |
Stone-Cold Basilisk |
Creature – Basilisk |
|
Uncommon |
Don Hazeltine |
Stop That |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Anson Maddocks |
Super Secret Tech |
Artifact – |
|
Rare |
Dan Frazier |
Supersize |
Instant – |
|
Common |
DiTerlizzi |
Swamp |
Basic Land – Swamp |
|
Common |
John Avon |
Symbol Status |
Sorcery – |
|
Uncommon |
Liz Danforth |
Tainted Monkey |
Creature – Monkey |
|
Common |
Mark Zug |
The Fallen Apart |
Creature – Zombie |
|
Common |
Corey D. Macourek |
Time Machine |
Artifact – |
|
Rare |
John Avon |
Time Machine (b) |
Artifact – |
|
Rare |
John Avon |
Togglodyte |
Artifact Creature – Golem |
|
Uncommon |
Dan Frazier |
Topsy Turvy |
Enchantment – |
|
Rare |
Jeff Miracola |
Touch and Go |
Sorcery – |
|
Common |
Ben Thompson |
Touch and Go (b) |
Sorcery – |
|
Common |
Ben Thompson |
Toy Boat |
Artifact Creature – Ship |
|
Uncommon |
Lars Grant-West |
Uktabi Kong |
Creature – Ape |
|
Rare |
Una Fricker |
Urza's Hot Tub |
Artifact – |
|
Uncommon |
Stephen Tappin |
Vile Bile |
Creature – Ooze |
|
Common |
Tony Szczudlo |
Water Gun Balloon Game |
Artifact – |
|
Rare |
Mark Brill |
Wet Willie of the Damned |
Sorcery – |
|
Common |
Greg Staples |
What |
Instant – |
|
Rare |
Dan Frazier |
When |
Instant – |
|
Rare |
Dan Frazier |
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Ray Lago |
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack (b) |
Instant – |
|
Common |
Ray Lago |
Where |
Instant – |
|
Rare |
Dan Frazier |
Who |
Instant – |
|
Rare |
Dan Frazier |
Why |
Instant – |
|
Rare |
Dan Frazier |
Wordmail |
Enchantment – Aura |
|
Common |
Ron Spencer |
Working Stiff |
Creature – Mummy |
|
Uncommon |
Darrell Riche |
World-Bottling Kit |
Artifact – |
|
Rare |
Alan Rabinowitz |
Yet Another Aether Vortex |
Enchantment – |
|
Rare |
David Day |
Zombie Fanboy |
Creature – Zombie Gamer |
|
Uncommon |
Matt “I'm Your Boy” Cavotta |
Zzzyxas's Abyss |
Enchantment – |
|
Rare |
Pete Venters |
_____ |
Creature – Shapeshifter |
|
Uncommon |
Ron Spears |