Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters the battlefield. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.)
As long as Stern Mentor is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has ": Target player mills two cards."

Trample
Whenever Storrev, Devkarin Lich deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, return to your hand target creature or planeswalker card in your graveyard that wasn't put there this combat.

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +2/+4 and has reach.
Equip

Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
If Stronghold Confessor was kicked, it enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Exile all other spells and counter all abilities.

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may have that player lose 1 life.

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
: Target creature blocks Tangle Angler this turn if able.

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for .)
: Mill two cards, then return a nonland card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand.

When Teyo's Lightshield enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

[+1]: Untap up to two target artifacts.
[−X]: Search your library for an artifact card with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
[−5]: Artifacts you control become artifact creatures with base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever Thief of Sanity deals combat damage to a player, look at the top three cards of that player's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest into their graveyard. You may look at and cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell.

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.)
Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)

: Add .
, : Put a charge counter on Throne of Makindi.
, Remove a charge counter from Throne of Makindi: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast kicked spells.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Trigon of Mending enters the battlefield with three charge counters on it.
, : Put a charge counter on Trigon of Mending.
, , Remove a charge counter from Trigon of Mending: Target player gains 3 life.

At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life.

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Whenever you attack with one or more Zombies, draw that many cards, then discard that many cards. You gain that much life.
, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
Whenever combat damage is dealt to you or a planeswalker you control, if Vengeful Pharaoh is in your graveyard, destroy target attacking creature, then put Vengeful Pharaoh on top of your library.