As long as Veteran Bodyguard is untapped, all damage that would be dealt to you by unblocked creatures is dealt to Veteran Bodyguard instead.

As long as it's your turn, creatures you control get +2/+0.
As long as it's not your turn, creatures you control get -0/-2.

(: Add or .)

Trample

Enchant artifact
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted artifact's controller, Warp Artifact deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-1.

Attacking creatures get -1/-0.

Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Protection from black (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything black.)

Destroy two target nonblack creatures. You lose 5 life.

Flying, first strike
: Wild Aesthir gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.

Flying

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)

As Wood Elemental enters the battlefield, sacrifice any number of untapped Forests.
Wood Elemental's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests sacrificed as it entered the battlefield.

Look at target opponent's hand and choose a card from it. You control that player until Word of Command finishes resolving. The player plays that card if able. While doing so, the player can activate mana abilities only if they're from lands that player controls and only if mana they produce is spent to activate other mana abilities of lands the player controls and/or to play that card. If the chosen card is cast as a spell, you control the player while that spell is resolving.

: Until your next upkeep, target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its converted mana cost.

Vigilance

Other Zombie creatures have swampwalk. (They can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
Other Zombies have ": Regenerate this permanent."