Spark Fiend
Creature
– Beast
5 / 6
(5)
(5)
When Spark Fiend enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you rolled 7 or 11, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. If you rolled any other total, note that total.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 7, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you roll the noted total, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. Otherwise, do nothing.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 7, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you roll the noted total, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. Otherwise, do nothing.
Illus. Pete Venters
Color Identity: R,Red
Printings:
Unglued (Rare)
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Spatula of the Ages
Artifact
(4)
(4)
, 
, Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: You may put a silver-bordered permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.At last Urza's powers were focused through the incredible artifact.
"Who wants pancakes?" he asked.
"Who wants pancakes?" he asked.
Illus. Melissa A. Benson
Color Identity:
Printings:
Unglued (Uncommon)
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Squirrel Farm
Enchantment
(3)
(3)
: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token."And the ignorant shall fall to the squirrels."
—Chip 2:54
—Chip 2:54
Illus. Ron Spencer
Color Identity: G,Green
Strategy, Schmategy
Sorcery
(2)
(2)
Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.
Illus. Daniel Gelon
Color Identity: R,Red
Printings:
Unglued (Common)
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Legal in Vintage
Legal in Standard
Legal in Pioneer
Legal in Penny
Legal in Pauper
Legal in Modern
Legal in Legacy
Legal in Historic
Legal in Future
Legal in Duel
Legal in Commander
Legal in Brawl
Team Spirit
Instant
(3)
(3)
Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Due to some late-night partying, the chicken missed the group photo.
Illus. Terese Nielsen
Color Identity: G,Green
Printings:
Unglued (Common)
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Temp of the Damned
Creature
– Zombie
3 / 3
(3)
(3)
As Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned. If you can't, sacrifice it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned. If you can't, sacrifice it.
"Not the graveyard shift again!"
Illus. Adam Rex
Color Identity: B,Black
Printings:
Unglued (Common)
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The Cheese Stands Alone
Enchantment
(6)
(6)
When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
The meat, on the other hand, has frequent visitors.
Illus. Randy Elliott
Color Identity: W,White
Printings:
Unglued (Rare)
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The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
Sorcery
{Y}{Z}
(2)
{Y}{Z}
(2)
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.
The number printed on the card is no longer in service. For help, go to wizards.custhelp.com or find us on Twitter @Wizards_Help.
Illus. Melissa A. Benson
Color Identity: R,Red
Printings:
Unglued (Uncommon)
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Timmy, Power Gamer
Legendary
Creature
– Human Gamer
1 / 1
(4)
(4)
: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield."Just wait till I get my Leviathan . . . ."
Illus. Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Color Identity: G,Green
Urza's Contact Lenses
Artifact
(0)
(0)
Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped.
Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step.
As long as Urza's Contact Lenses is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.
Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses.
Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step.
As long as Urza's Contact Lenses is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.
Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses.
Illus. David A. Cherry
Color Identity:
Printings:
Unglued (Uncommon)
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Urza's Science Fair Project
Artifact Creature
– Construct
4 / 4
(6)
(6)
: Roll a six-sided die. Urza's Science Fair Project gets the indicated result.
1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2 — Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.
3 — It gains vigilance until end of turn.
4 — It gains first strike until end of turn.
5 — It gains flying until end of turn.
6 — It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Illus. Claymore J. Flapdoodle
Color Identity:
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Unglued (Uncommon)
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Volrath's Motion Sensor
Enchantment
– Aura
(1)
(1)
Enchant player
As Volrath's Motion Sensor enters the battlefield, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances Volrath's Motion Sensor on the back of that hand.
When Volrath's Motion Sensor falls off the chosen hand, sacrifice Volrath's Motion Sensor and enchanted player loses 3 life.
As Volrath's Motion Sensor enters the battlefield, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances Volrath's Motion Sensor on the back of that hand.
When Volrath's Motion Sensor falls off the chosen hand, sacrifice Volrath's Motion Sensor and enchanted player loses 3 life.
Illus. Mark Tedin
Color Identity: B,Black
Printings:
Unglued (Uncommon)
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