Enter the Dungeon
Sorcery
(2)
(2)
Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles their library.
Illus. Luca Zontini
Color Identity: B,Black
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
Instant
(3)
(3)
If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target enchantment.
Exile target enchantment.
Synonyms for "erase" we haven't used: ablate, , chafe, fray, , scuff, and scrub.
Color Identity: W,White
Eye to Eye
Instant
(3)
(3)
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
True, Gargox had blinded himself for life, but the glass eyes never lost.
Illus. Michael Sutfin
Color Identity: B,Black
Face to Face
Sorcery
(2)
(2)
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Befuddled by this new game, Argg longed for the days of Rock, Rock, Rock.
Illus. Randy Gallegos
Color Identity: R,Red
Farewell to Arms
Enchantment
(3)
(3)
As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
Illus. Ron Lemen
Color Identity: B,Black
Farewell to Arms (b)
Enchantment
(0)
(0)
As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
Illus. Ron Lemen
Color Identity: B,Black
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
Fascist Art Director
Creature
– Human Horror
2 / 2
(3)
(3)
: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cranford,
After careful analysis of Jeremy's vocational testing, I feel that he is best suited for a career in either torture or art direction.
After careful analysis of Jeremy's vocational testing, I feel that he is best suited for a career in either torture or art direction.
Color Identity: W,White
Fat Ass
Creature
– Donkey Shaman
2 / 3
(5)
(5)
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
Illus. Jeremy Jarvis
Color Identity: G,Green
First Come, First Served
Enchantment
(2)
(2)
Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.
The Yotian soldiers hoped that one day R&D would make an artifact creature whose name starts with Z. And in their dreams, it's a 4/1.
Illus. Thomas Gianni
Color Identity: W,White
Flaccify
Instant
(3)
(3)
Counter target spell unless its controller pays 
{½}.
{½}."Don't worry about it. It happens to every mage sooner or later."
Illus. Tim Hildebrandt
Color Identity: U,Blue
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
Legal in Vintage
Legal in Standard
Legal in Pioneer
Legal in Penny
Legal in Pauper
Legal in Modern
Legal in Legacy
Legal in Historic
Legal in Future
Legal in Duel
Legal in Commander
Legal in Brawl
Form of the Squirrel
Enchantment
(1)
(1)
As Form of the Squirrel enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield.
Creatures can't attack you.
You have shroud.
You can't cast spells.
Creatures can't attack you.
You have shroud.
You can't cast spells.
Illus. Carl Critchlow
Color Identity: G,Green
Fraction Jackson
Creature
– Human Hero
1 / 1
(3)
(3)
, 
: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.Bitten by radioactive beebles in a freak algebra accident, young Ricky Robertson discovered he'd gained the ability to harness the awesome power of fractions
Illus. Mark Poole
Color Identity: G,Green
Framed!
Instant
(2)
(2)
Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.
Who knew an 8˝ by 10˝ could feel like a 2˝ by 4˝?
Color Identity: U,Blue
Frankie Peanuts
Legendary
Creature
– Elephant Rogue
2 / 3
(4)
(4)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Don't cross him or you'll end up sleeping with the merfolk.
Illus. Thomas M. Baxa
Color Identity: W,White
Frazzled Editor
Creature
– Human Bureaucrat
2 / 2
(2)
(2)
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Illus. Jim Pavelec
Color Identity: R,Red
Frazzled Editor (b)
Creature
– Human Bureaucrat
2 / 2
(0)
(0)
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Illus. Jim Pavelec
Color Identity: R,Red
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
Gleemax
Legendary
Artifact
{1000000}
(1000000)
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Help us . . . R&D under mental domination of alien brain in jar . . . only chance . . . Gleemax's blatant disregard for flavor text . . . send help
Illus. Richard Thomas
Color Identity:
Gleemax (b)
Legendary
Artifact
{1000000}
(0)
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Illus. Richard Thomas
Color Identity:
Printings:
Unhinged (Rare)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
Gluetius Maximus
Creature
– Beast
5 / 5
(5)
(5)
As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.
When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.
Illus. Jeff Easley
Color Identity: G,Green
