Letter Bomb (b)
Artifact
(0)
(0)
When Letter Bomb enters the battlefield, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw Letter Bomb. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19½ damage to them.
Illus. Daniel Gelon
Color Identity:
Printings:
Unhinged (Rare)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
Little Girl
Creature
– Human Child
.5 / .5
{HW}
(0.5)
In the future, she may be a distinguished leader, a great scholar, or a decorated hero. These days all she does is pee the bed.
Illus. Rebecca Guay
Color Identity: W
Look at Me, I'm R&D
Enchantment
(3)
(3)
As Look at Me, I'm R&D enters the battlefield, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.
Illus. spork;
Color Identity: W,White
Printings:
Unhinged (Rare)
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Formats:
Loose Lips
Enchantment
– Aura
(1)
(1)
Enchant creature
As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
Your sentence can't be longer than this one.
Illus. John Matson
Color Identity: U,Blue
Magical Hacker
Creature
– Human Gamer
1 / 2
(2)
(2)
: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.1|= y()u (4|\| r3@d 7#5, y0|_| /\r3 @ IVI0/\/$+3|2 &33|<
Illus. Doug Chaffee
Color Identity: U,Blue
Man of Measure
Creature
– Human Knight
2 / 2
(3)
(3)
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
You need to be this tall to play this card.
Illus. Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Color Identity: W,White
Mana Flair
Instant
(2)
(2)
Add for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.
for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.What began as black
Has slowly shifted to red.
Fickle color pie.
Has slowly shifted to red.
Fickle color pie.
Color Identity: R,Red
Mana Screw
Artifact
(1)
(1)
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add 
. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an instant.There was no darker or more evil creation in all the multiverse than that of the mana screw.
Illus. Mike Raabe
Color Identity:
Mana Screw (b)
Artifact
(0)
(0)
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add . Activate this ability only any time you could cast an instant.Illus. Mike Raabe
Color Identity:
Printings:
Unhinged (Uncommon)
Foreign Names:
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Meddling Kids
Creature
– Human Child
2 / 3
(4)
(4)
As Meddling Kids enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters.
Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.
Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.
These kids know their four-letter words.
Illus. Christopher Moeller
Color Identity: U,W,White,Blue
Mise
Instant
(1)
(1)
Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.
mise 'miz v alter. of might as well (1997) 1: to win when you don't deserve to 2: to top-deck the "tings" you need 3: to be rewarded by an opponent's bad luck 4: to coin a phrase that spreads through the tournament scene like wildfire 5: to fling a monkey 6: to split firewood using a sharp instrument 7: To burn
Illus. Matt Cavotta
Color Identity: U,Blue
Moniker Mage
Creature
– Human Wizard
2 / 2
(3)
(3)
, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage gains shroud until end of turn.
, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.Illus. Keith Garletts
Color Identity: U,Blue
Monkey Monkey Monkey
Creature
– Monkey
1 / 1
(4)
(4)
As Monkey Monkey Monkey enters the battlefield, choose a letter.
Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Many matches make more madcap monkey mayhem.
Illus. Liz Danforth
Color Identity: G,Green
Monkey Monkey Monkey (b)
Creature
– Monkey
1 / 1
(0)
(0)
As Monkey Monkey Monkey enters the battlefield, choose a letter.
Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Illus. Liz Danforth
Color Identity: G,Green
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Creature
– Goblin Waiter
1 / 1
(1)
(1)
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add {HR}.
Poached Rukh Eggs
Rock
Cooked Rock
Unicorn-on-the-Cob
Wormfang Turtle Soup
Rock
Cooked Rock
Unicorn-on-the-Cob
Wormfang Turtle Soup
Illus. Pete Venters
Color Identity: R,Red
Mons's Goblin Waiters (b)
Creature
– Goblin Waiter
1 / 1
(0)
(0)
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add {HR}.
Illus. Pete Venters
Color Identity: R,Red
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
Mother of Goons
Creature
– Human Cleric
3 / 2
(3)
(3)
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.
"Word to me."
Illus. Darrell Riche
Color Identity: B,Black
: Add 
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
Legal in Vintage
Legal in Standard
Legal in Pioneer
Legal in Penny
Legal in Pauper
Legal in Modern
Legal in Legacy
Legal in Historic
Legal in Future
Legal in Duel
Legal in Commander
Legal in Brawl
Mouth to Mouth
Sorcery
(4)
(4)
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Interesting tidbit: Surveys show that the card Ow has one of the most popular pieces of flavor text in the Unglued expansion.
Illus. Alan Pollack
Color Identity: U,Blue
