My First Tome
Artifact
(3)
(3)
, 
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.This card is named My First Tome.
Illus. Heather Hudson
Color Identity:
My First Tome (b)
Artifact
(0)
(0)
, : Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.Illus. Heather Hudson
Color Identity:
Printings:
Unhinged (Uncommon)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
Name Dropping
Enchantment
(2)
(2)
Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.
Gemini (May 21–June 21) This week is a good time to branch out and meet others, but don't forget your roots. Avoid commitments and open flame.
Illus. Tony Szczudlo
Color Identity: G,Green
Necro-Impotence
Enchantment
(3)
(3)
Skip your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.
Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.
Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Illus. Mark Tedin
Color Identity: B,Black
Now I Know My ABC's
Enchantment
(3)
(3)
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
The quick onyx goblin jumps over the lazy dwarf.
Illus. Tony Szczudlo
Color Identity: U,Blue
Number Crunch
Instant
(3)
(3)
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand.
Can you digit?
Illus. Stephen Daniele
Color Identity: U,Blue
Old Fogey
Summon
– Dinosaur
7 / 7
(2)
(2)
Phasing, cumulative upkeep , echo , fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
, echo , fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2"These kids today with their collector numbers and their newfangled tap symbol. Twenty Black Lotuses and twenty Plague Rats. Now that's real Magic."
Illus. Douglas Shuler
Color Identity: G,Green
Old Fogey (b)
Summon
– Dinosaur
7 / 7
(0)
(0)
Phasing, cumulative upkeep , echo , fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
, echo , fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2Illus. Douglas Shuler
Color Identity: G,Green
Printings:
Unhinged (Rare)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
Orcish Paratroopers
Creature
– Orc Paratrooper
4 / 4
(3)
(3)
When Orcish Paratroopers enters the battlefield, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.
IOU one parashoot
—Urk, mogg fanatic
—Urk, mogg fanatic
Illus. Matt Thompson
Color Identity: R,Red
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Creature
– Elemental
2 / 2
(3)
(3)
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Just call it OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE for short.
Illus. Greg Hildebrandt
Color Identity: G,Green
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
Persecute Artist
Sorcery
(3)
(3)
Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.
The torches and pitchforks were no match for Rebecca's fans.
Color Identity: B,Black
Phyrexian Librarian
Creature
– Horror
3 / 3
(4)
(4)
Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.
When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.
When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian.
Illus. Kev Walker
Color Identity: B,Black
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Printings:
Unhinged (Common)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
Legal in Vintage
Legal in Standard
Legal in Pioneer
Legal in Penny
Legal in Pauper
Legal in Modern
Legal in Legacy
Legal in Historic
Legal in Future
Legal in Duel
Legal in Commander
Legal in Brawl
Pointy Finger of Doom
Artifact
(4)
(4)
, : Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to."I would have made a 'Spin-The-Bottle' joke if I thought anyone reading this had ever played the game."
—Bucky, flavor text writer
—Bucky, flavor text writer
Illus. Martina Pilcerova
Color Identity:
Punctuate
Instant
(4)
(4)
Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - — ( ) / " " ' ' & .)
"Ooh—right in the colon."
Illus. Jim Pavelec
Color Identity: R,Red
Pygmy Giant
Creature
– Giant
(3)
(3)
, , Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box."487. You're welcome."
—Bucky, flavor text writer
—Bucky, flavor text writer
Illus. Eric Deschamps
Color Identity: R,Red
Question Elemental?
Creature
– Elemental?
3 / 4
(4)
(4)
Did you know this creature has flying?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of Question Elemental?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of Question Elemental?
"What the . . . ?"
Illus. Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Color Identity: U,Blue
Question Elemental? (b)
Creature
– Elemental?
3 / 4
(0)
(0)
Did you know this creature has flying?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of Question Elemental?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of Question Elemental?
Illus. Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Color Identity: U,Blue
Printings:
Unhinged (Uncommon)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
R&D's Secret Lair
Legendary
Land
(0)
Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.
: Add 
. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)
: Add . (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)"Let them complain. As long as the addictive ink is working, we can do anything we want."
PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK
PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK
Illus. John Avon
Color Identity:
