173 cards found.

Stop That
Instant {B} (1)

Target player discards a card.
Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand.
Now for a squirt of lemon juice.



Color Identity: B,Black
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)

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Super Secret Tech
Artifact {3} (3)

Premium spells cost {1} less to cast.
Premium creatures get +1/+1.
"Ooh . . . shiny"



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Unhinged (Rare)

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Supersize
Instant {1}{G} (2)

Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.
You want "mise" with that?

Illus. DiTerlizzi


Color Identity: G,Green
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)

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Swamp
Basic Land – Swamp   (0)

({t}: Add {B}.)

Illus. John Avon


Color Identity: Black
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)

Foreign Names:
Japanese 沼
Korean 늪

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Legal in Vintage
Legal in Standard
Legal in Pioneer
Legal in Penny
Legal in Pauper
Legal in Modern
Legal in Legacy
Legal in Historic
Legal in Future
Legal in Duel
Legal in Commander
Legal in Brawl

Symbol Status
Sorcery {2}{G}{G} (4)

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.
"Everyone break into teams. Weaponry, you're with me. Nature group, meet by the palm tree. Stoneworks and metalworks, follow the anvil. Everyone else, gather around the giant V."
—Sword of Kaldra



Color Identity: G,Green
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Unhinged (Uncommon)

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Tainted Monkey
Creature – Monkey   1 / 1   {1}{B} (2)

{t}: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.
"C'mon, choose 'monkey.' Everybody loves monkeys"

Illus. Mark Zug


Color Identity: B,Black
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Unhinged (Common)

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The Fallen Apart
Creature – Zombie   4 / 4   {2}{B}{B} (4)

The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arms and two legs.
Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it.
The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.



Color Identity: B,Black
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)

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Time Machine
Artifact {5} (5)

{t}: Exile Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the next game you play with one of your opponents in this game, where X is the converted mana cost of the exiled creature.

Illus. John Avon


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Unhinged (Rare)
Unhinged (Rare)

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Time Machine (b)
Artifact {5} (0)

{t}: Exile Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the next game you play with one of your opponents in this game, where X is the converted mana cost of the exiled creature.

Illus. John Avon


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Unhinged (Rare)

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Togglodyte
Artifact Creature – Golem   4 / 4   {3} (3)

Togglodyte enters the battlefield turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle Togglodyte's ON/OFF switch.
As long as Togglodyte is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.



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Unhinged (Uncommon)

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Topsy Turvy
Enchantment {2}{U} (3)

The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, postcombat main, combat, precombat main, and beginning.)
As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
"Here on going is heck the what?"



Color Identity: U,Blue
Printings:
Unhinged (Rare)

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Touch and Go
Sorcery {3}{R} (4)

Destroy target land.
Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Touch and Go from your graveyard to your hand.
Judge's ruling: The interior of the face still counts as the face, so a nose-pick is legitimate grounds for saying "Gotcha"



Color Identity: R,Red
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)
Unhinged (Common)

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Touch and Go (b)
Sorcery {3}{R} (0)

Destroy target land.
Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Touch and Go from your graveyard to your hand.



Color Identity: R,Red
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Unhinged (Common)

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Toy Boat
Artifact Creature – Ship   3 / 3   {3} (3)

Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)



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Unhinged (Uncommon)

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Uktabi Kong
Creature – Ape   8 / 8   {5}{G}{G}{G} (8)

Trample
When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts.
Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.
"I desire the acquisition of a potassium-rich fruit comestible of substantial magnitude."



Color Identity: G,Green
Printings:
Unhinged (Rare)

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Urza's Hot Tub
Artifact {2} (2)

{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
www.wizards.com/hottub



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Unhinged (Uncommon)

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Vile Bile
Creature – Ooze   2 / 2   {1}{B} (2)

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.



Color Identity: B,Black
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Unhinged (Common)

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Water Gun Balloon Game
Artifact {2} (2)

As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop! counter on "0."
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."

Illus. Mark Brill


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Unhinged (Rare)

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Wet Willie of the Damned
Sorcery {2}{B}{B} (4)

Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.
Ever the warrior, Glissa responded with a "wedgie from beyond Uranus."



Color Identity: B,Black
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Unhinged (Common)

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What
Instant {2}{R} (3)

Destroy target artifact.



Color Identity: R,Red
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Unhinged (Rare)

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173 cards found.