173 cards found.

When
Instant {2}{U} (3)

Counter target creature spell.



Color Identity: U,Blue
Printings:
Unhinged (Rare)

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When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
Instant {3}{B} (4)

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.
"Get it? Bunnies, letters, -X/-X? Me neither."
—Bucky, flavor text writer

Illus. Ray Lago


Color Identity: B,Black
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)
Unhinged (Common)

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When Fluffy Bunnies Attack (b)
Instant {3}{B} (0)

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

Illus. Ray Lago


Color Identity: B,Black
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)

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Where
Instant {3}{B} (4)

Destroy target land.



Color Identity: B,Black
Printings:
Unhinged (Rare)

Foreign Names:
French Où

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Who
Instant {X}{W} (1)

Target player gains X life.



Color Identity: W,White
Printings:
Unhinged (Rare)

Foreign Names:
French Qui

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Why
Instant {1}{G} (2)

Destroy target enchantment.



Color Identity: G,Green
Printings:
Unhinged (Rare)

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Wordmail
Enchantment – Aura   {W} (1)

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.
"Suck on it, Stangg"
—Sol'kanar the Swamp King



Color Identity: W,White
Printings:
Unhinged (Common)

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Working Stiff
Creature – Mummy   2 / 2   {1}{B} (2)

As Working Stiff enters the battlefield, straighten your arms.
When you bend an elbow, sacrifice Working Stiff.
Oh, does your nose itch?



Color Identity: B,Black
Printings:
Unhinged (Uncommon)

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World-Bottling Kit
Artifact {5} (5)

{5}, Sacrifice World-Bottling Kit: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.
YOUR AD HERE



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Unhinged (Rare)

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Yet Another Aether Vortex
Enchantment {3}{R}{R} (5)

All creatures have haste.
Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.
It puts the "vortex" in "flavortext."

Illus. David Day


Color Identity: R,Red
Printings:
Unhinged (Rare)

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Zombie Fanboy
Creature – Zombie Gamer   1 / 1   {2}{B} (3)

As Zombie Fanboy enters the battlefield, choose an artist.
Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on Zombie Fanboy.
The real advantage of being a zombie gamer? No one notices the stench.



Color Identity: B,Black
Printings:
Unhinged (Uncommon)

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Zzzyxas's Abyss
Enchantment {1}{B}{B} (3)

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents.
Tired of always being picked last, the wizard Zzzyxas created the ultimate revenge.



Color Identity: B,Black
Printings:
Unhinged (Rare)

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_____
Creature – Shapeshifter   1 / 1   {1}{U} (2)

{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate this ability anywhere, anytime.
{1}: This card's flavor text becomes the flavor text of your choice. (This ability doesn't work because it's flavor text, not rules text (but neither does this reminder text, so you figure it out).)

Illus. Ron Spears


Color Identity: U,Blue
Printings:
Unhinged (Uncommon)

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173 cards found.