Ineffable Blessing (e)
Enchantment
(2)
(2)
As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose odd or even.
Whenever a creature with a collector number of the chosen value enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
Whenever a creature with a collector number of the chosen value enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
"Hallowed be this gathering of eclectic products!"
Illus. Milivoj Ćeran
Color Identity: G,Green
Printings:
Unstable (Rare)
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Ineffable Blessing (f)
Enchantment
(2)
(2)
As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose a number.
Whenever a creature with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
Whenever a creature with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
"Hallowed be this potpourri of sundry goods!"
Illus. Milivoj Ćeran
Color Identity: G,Green
Printings:
Unstable (Rare)
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Infinity Elemental
Creature
– Elemental
∞ / 5
(7)
(7)
(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)
It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says,
Illus. Seb McKinnon
Color Identity: R,Red
Inflation Station
Artifact
– Contraption
(0)
Whenever you crank Inflation Station, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Illus. Chuck Lukacs
Color Identity:
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Unstable (Common)
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Inhumaniac
Creature
– Brainiac
1 / 1
(2)
(2)
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on Inhumaniac. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from Inhumaniac.
For the mind-minded mastermind.
Illus. Matt Dixon
Color Identity: B,Black
Insufferable Syphon
Artifact
– Contraption
(0)
Whenever you crank Insufferable Syphon, target player discards a card.
Illus. Ralph Horsley
Color Identity:
Printings:
Unstable (Uncommon)
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Printings:
Unstable (Common)
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Legal in Vintage
Legal in Standard
Legal in Pioneer
Legal in Penny
Legal in Pauper
Legal in Modern
Legal in Legacy
Legal in Historic
Legal in Future
Legal in Duel
Legal in Commander
Legal in Brawl
It That Gets Left Hanging
Creature
– Elemental Horror
5 / 4
(6)
(6)
When It That Gets Left Hanging enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, It That Gets Left Hanging gains haste until end of turn.
"Give me . . . some skin."
Illus. Jesper Ejsing
Color Identity: R,Red
Printings:
Unstable (Common)
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Jackknight
Artifact Creature
– Cyborg Knight
1 / 1
(2)
(2)
Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Jackknight. If that artifact is a Contraption, Jackknight gains lifelink until end of turn.
"My sword is at your service, as are my scissors, corkscrew, and bottle opener."
Illus. Ben Wootten
Color Identity: W,White
Printings:
Unstable (Rare)
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Jamming Device
Artifact
– Contraption
(0)
Whenever you crank Jamming Device, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Illus. Franz Vohwinkel
Color Identity:
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Unstable (Uncommon)
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Joyride Rigger
Creature
– Goblin Rigger
3 / 3
(4)
(4)
When Joyride Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
chitty-chitty-BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
Illus. Wayne Reynolds
Color Identity: G,Green
Printings:
Unstable (Common)
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Just Desserts
Instant
(2)
(2)
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
"It's time to put the 'die' in 'diameter!'"
—Flaky the Irrational
—Flaky the Irrational
Illus. Zoltan Boros
Color Identity: R,Red
Printings:
Unstable (Common)
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Kindly Cognician
Artifact Creature
– Cyborg Artificer
1 / 3
(2)
(2)
Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost less to cast.
less to cast."What's wrong, dear? Nothing a 44-to-22 bronze spur gear and reducer pairing couldn't fix, I bet."
Illus. Mark Behm
Color Identity: U,Blue
Printings:
Unstable (Uncommon)
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Formats:
Kindslaver
Legendary
Artifact
(5)
(5)
, 
, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn."Just relax—I brought in a substitute."
Illus. Zoltan Boros
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Unstable (Rare)
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Knight of the Kitchen Sink
Artifact Creature
– Cyborg Knight
2 / 2
(2)
(2)
First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the garlic press."
Illus. Mark A. Nelson
Color Identity: W,White
Printings:
Unstable (Uncommon)
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Formats:
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (a)
Artifact Creature
– Cyborg Knight
2 / 2
(2)
(2)
First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the garlic press."
Illus. Mark A. Nelson
Color Identity: White
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Printings:
Unstable (Uncommon)
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Knight of the Kitchen Sink (b)
Artifact Creature
– Cyborg Knight
2 / 2
(2)
(2)
First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the gravy boat."
Illus. Mark A. Nelson
Color Identity: W,White
Printings:
Unstable (Uncommon)
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Formats:
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (c)
Artifact Creature
– Cyborg Knight
2 / 2
(2)
(2)
First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the juicer."
Illus. Mark A. Nelson
Color Identity: W,White
Printings:
Unstable (Uncommon)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (d)
Artifact Creature
– Cyborg Knight
2 / 2
(2)
(2)
First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the melon baller."
Illus. Mark A. Nelson
Color Identity: W,White
Printings:
Unstable (Uncommon)
Foreign Names:
Formats:
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (e)
Artifact Creature
– Cyborg Knight
2 / 2
(2)
(2)
First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the olive forks."
Illus. Mark A. Nelson
Color Identity: W,White
Printings:
Unstable (Uncommon)
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